Author Archives: Elise

Robots

Always tech-forward, Harris Southwest employs robots. Quite a few of them, actually. There are robots like Da Vinci that perform endoscopic procedures, and robots like Pharm that sort and retrieve drugs from the dispensary. There are also robots like TUG, … Continue reading

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I can never

blog when I’m writing. And I can only write when I’m stressed. And the only thing I can write, apparently, is terrible alternate-history fantasy that rapidly becomes pornographic. I can’t even edit out the sex scenes. Some of the stuff … Continue reading

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I woke Kevin up from a nap

by poking him in the side, gently, to see if he responded. I know that he’s fully capable of responding to stimuli, and even formulating words if he has to, while remaining completely, amnesia-inducingly unconscious. But poking is a good … Continue reading

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Rock climbing,

in case you haven’t tried it, comes in several varieties. First, you have to decide whether you’re going to climb outdoors or in. Outdoors is very pretty (though you’ll be too busy sweating and clinging to the rockface to enjoy … Continue reading

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I promise I haven’t stopped posting.

I’ve just been vaguely drunk since Thursday night. Let’s talk for a minute about Cap’n Crunch. It’s incredibly delicious, as we can all agree (and if you don’t you can go directly home and put a bunch of Cap’n Crunch … Continue reading

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Flattering swimsuits for every body type!

Today I tried on my bikini. My purpose in trying on my bikini was to see if the elastic still worked, because nothing is worse than a lime-green-and-yellow-paisley, rhinestoned string bikini except a lime-green-and-yellow-paisley, rhinestoned string bikini that falls off. … Continue reading

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Clearly, they are gay.

So we watched X-Men First Class last night, and it was a fun ride: cheesy, explosion-y, and full of pretty. (Hnnnnngh James McAvoy hnnnnngh.) It also had an incredibly massive scope of plot that moved at rocket speed, tons of … Continue reading

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